The Bikini Jogger was spotted this morning at extremely close range — close enough for her to notice that a harried-looking woman (a.k.a. this reporter) with child in tow wanted to talk to her. Here’s how it went:
Bernalwood: Hey, hi! What are you training for?
Bikini Jogger: Oh, I do various athletic events, like half-marathons.
Bernalwood: And… why the bikini?
Bikini Jogger: I don’t want a farmer’s tan!
So there you have it. I didn’t ask her name or take a photo (kicking myself about the latter), in part because I wanted to keep it more neighborly and less paparazzi. Also, I prefer to have the mystery continue!
PHOTO: Bikini Jogger sighting by Mason Kirby, this morning