Smutty Succulent Startles Visitor From Mission District

Us boring (but glamorous) Bernalfolk may get hyper-upset over a pile of dumped trash, but our neighbors in the Mission District are normally a rather unflappable bunch. Yet during a recent walk through Bernal Heights, famous MissionMission celebrity blogger Vic Wong made a most startling discovery.

While exploring a community garden “near Esmeralda and Winfield,” Mr. Wong aroused the cactus shown above. The full spectacle apparently unnerved the visitor from the Mission, as he later huffed on the Tumblr:

Oh grow up, nature

Memo to the flatlanders: We go big up here.

PHOTO: Vic Wong

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3 thoughts on “Smutty Succulent Startles Visitor From Mission District

  1. Hey, that’s my cactus and it’s growing in my phallic cactus garden! if you notice there are many other phallic cacti in the garden too. It was a joke…….he was the first to notice….

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