Smutty Succulent Startles Visitor From Mission District

Us boring (but glamorous) Bernalfolk may get hyper-upset over a pile of dumped trash, but our neighbors in the Mission District are normally a rather unflappable bunch. Yet during a recent walk through Bernal Heights, famous MissionMission celebrity blogger Vic Wong made a most startling discovery.

While exploring a community garden “near Esmeralda and Winfield,” Mr. Wong aroused the cactus shown above. The full spectacle apparently unnerved the visitor from the Mission, as he later huffed on the Tumblr:

Oh grow up, nature

Memo to the flatlanders: We go big up here.

PHOTO: Vic Wong

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3 Responses to Smutty Succulent Startles Visitor From Mission District

  1. Alys L. says:

    Gosh, that’s pretty ballsy…

  2. friscolex says:

    Them Bernalwood folks are triple-ballers.

  3. James says:

    Hey, that’s my cactus and it’s growing in my phallic cactus garden! if you notice there are many other phallic cacti in the garden too. It was a joke…….he was the first to notice….

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