Bernal Neighbor Involved in Kinky Castro District Car Accident

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Our friends over at SFist are running with a story about a strange fender-bender that happened today in the Castro District, resulting in the photo you see above. A Mini Cooper hit a Prius, and somehow the Mini ended up mounting the Prius from behind:

Meanwhile, Bernalwood has learned that the unfortunate owner of the Prius is a Citizen of Bernal Heights. Here’s how Neighbor David describes what happened:

We were dropping our daughter off at Castro MUNI this am, but the Mini rode up the side as we were about to, uhm, well … pull out.

Oh my.

PHOTO: via SFist

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13 thoughts on “Bernal Neighbor Involved in Kinky Castro District Car Accident

  1. Pingback: MINI Cooper Attempts To Mount Toyota Prius In Most Castro Car Accident Ever | Mini Cooper Orange County

  2. So, the outcome was as follows:
    Tow truck eventually arrived, and lifted the mini-cooper slightly allowing me to back the Prius up.

    Mini cooper appeared completely unscathed.

    Prius had/has a dented front left panel, which was given an excellent temporary repair by a member of the Bernal Dads Racing Team http://www.facebook.com/BernalDadsRacing

    The accident itself was at such low speeds, and so quiet that the above mentioned daughter didn’t even hear the impact or turn around, even though it happened <1 minute after she got out of the car.

    No one was hurt, and I fear this uses up my 15 minutes of fame.

  3. I love the comments about sex acts. It’s the Castro, folks – it’s what we do. It was just another messed up drunk Mini sprawled over a Prius in the middle of the street thinking they’re out of a porn movie lead- so drunk they forgot they didn’t have legs.

  4. i agree with kd…besides it appears to be a sideswipe not a “mount” so the description was really pushing it.

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