Okay, Bernal Heights
It’s time to stuff your wallet with small bills, fire up your UPS-surplus route optimization software package, and bookmark the map you see right here, because the 2013 Bernal Heights Hillwide Garage sale happens tomorrow (“… tomorrow!… tomorrow!”), Saturday (“… Saturday!… Saturday!”) August 10, 2013, all over this sexxxy little neighborhood of ours.
There are 82 (!!!) houses shown on the map you see, which means there are 82 sites for you to find superior bargains while picking through the materialist leftovers of your neighbors’ glamorous lifestyles. Find furniture. Find housewares. Find clothes. Find collectibles. Find your future baby-mamma. It’s all here, at the city’s biggest, sexiest neighborhood garage sale.
The Bernal Heights Hillwide Garage Sale happens from 9 am to 3 pm on Saturday.
Use the high-tech rollovers on each flag to see what’s for sale where. Plot your attack strategy. Shop early, and shop often to get the best bargains.
See you there.