ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN SIGHTING IN BERNAL HEIGHTS

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Well, we thought nothing could possibly ever top a confirmed Bigfoot sighting in Bernal Heights, but we were so, so wrong…

Last night I stepped outside my house for just a minute to grab some party-surplus holiday cookies from the trunk of our car. That’s when I saw him: A hulking white monster approaching from the east on Precita Avenue.

I looked up and rubbed my eyes to dispel the illusion, but no — he was real. IT was real! It really was a hulking white Yeti roaming the streets of Bernal Heights, along with a beaded colleague.

Fortunately, the wintry monster seemed friendly, and it cheerfully agreed to pose for a photo. And then, in the blink of an eye, it was gone, leaving me — and my stash of party-surplus holiday cookies —unharmed.

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