REVEALED: The Titillating Messages Hidden Within Bernal Heights Street Names

iLureTom

Neighbor Michael Nolan has made a startling discovery: There are secret messages encoded within the street signs that hide in plain sight on every corner of Bernal Heights.

We do not know who created these secret messages, or who they were intended for. Yet thanks to Neighbor Michael’s astute decryption skills, we can now read the [vaguely smutty] messages revealed by rearranging the letters contained within prominent Bernal Heights street names.

Neighbor Michael provides this handy decoding guide:

Moultrie = I Lure Tom

Esmeralda = Males Dare

Precita = At Price

Peralta = Lap Rate

Powhattan = Tap on What

Massasoit = Sam Is a Sot

Prospect = Pet Corps

Norwich = Chin Row

Mirabel = I Ramble

Lundys Lane = Sullen Andy

PHOTO: via Ben Rosengart

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11 Responses to REVEALED: The Titillating Messages Hidden Within Bernal Heights Street Names

  1. Michael David Nolan says:

    Peralta is “Lap Rate.”

  2. krwalsh says:

    Jarboe = Bar Joe
    Tompkins = Stink Mop
    Prentiss = Spinster = Nip Rests

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  3. Noemonkey says:

    So he went on to anagramgenerator.com.
    How clever.

  4. friscolex says:

    I think the Bernal Heights edition of Scrabble allows for all street name anagrams, right?

  5. RR says:

    the anagram for ‘who cares?’ is ‘who cares?’ isn’t that super interesting!

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