Burrito Justice, the uppity chief spokesperson for the uppity La Lenguans, has created a pleasing new map of San Francisco that brings linear order to our nonlinear city and geographic clarity to anyone who simply has a hard time keeping track of which neighborhood is which:
After at least 300 interations, behold a poster of my San Francisco map — if neighborhoods were islands, and streets canals.
Still time to ship for Christmas! (Or start a tradition of giving maps in the New Year!)
Here’s a close-up of the most attractive and interesting part, Bernal Heights:
Note also that the map indicates La Lengua has chosen to align itself as a contiguous vassal of The Mission, when in fact it is a contiguous vassal of Bernalwood. Must be some sort of mistake.